Ironing/Bird opinions

A dunnett is not a real bird, adding complexity to this. We might be talking about dunnocks. We might not.

Sherbert Holmes and Dr. Catson

Gentleman hates music. Also kittens.

Edinburgh Fringe Interruption

 So I been at the Fringe sorting those guys out. The little gnome has been drinking quantities of alcohol not previously known to exist by science. There has been a good deal of boogie-ing. A good deal. Also, everyone's favourite supporting character, the foreigner I found in a ditch (known for the sake of his dignity as "Gentleman") has alighted on Scottish soil once again, mainly to marvel at how old everything is and how cute we are all tartan and Sherlock Holmes and one day they'll learn to democracy but ohmigosh the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen

Interior Decoration

Gentleman has some information for you

helping about the house

there is a gentleman infestation i need to put down salt and block up any holes in the wall

there is nothing sexual about this. we only have one bed. and it's mine, goddamnit.

hurricane times

true facts

culture dilemma

series of events

night out

the USA you say? so what's the story? here is the story.

remiss in his duties

morning!