Delighted and excited to announce that I'm to be the face of CLOWN-BE-GONE's new campaign!!!!!!!!

That's right my long absence is because I am a supermodelman now.

Quickies Because Usually They Take So Long With The Craftsmanship Etc

And:

Ironing/Bird opinions

A dunnett is not a real bird, adding complexity to this. We might be talking about dunnocks. We might not.

Sherbert Holmes and Dr. Catson

Advice and an update on progress

i'm busy right now so the comics are short but the gnome won't shut up and keeps stealing my socks for attention, also, socks, so it can't stop, it can't ever end

Here to Improve your Life by Significant Units

SIGNIFICANT UNITS

Fashion broadcast: POOLSIDE

appropriate for bathing machine antics / being an oldey-timey circus strongman

And what have you been up to?

VALUMTIMES

Doing my duty

Gentleman hates music. Also kittens.

Why I am naked is not addressed.

PLUS:

ADVICE and A DECREE

IMPORTANT NOTE: THIS SAYS "RATIOS", NOT "PATIOS". PATIOS WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.

Things to Think About

SEAMONSTER

he has the sensibilities of the deep

Merry!

One of the things

One of the things I've been doing that meant I couldn't update forever. Note the creases where I am incompetent at paper.

Edinburgh Fringe Interruption

 So I been at the Fringe sorting those guys out. The little gnome has been drinking quantities of alcohol not previously known to exist by science. There has been a good deal of boogie-ing. A good deal. Also, everyone's favourite supporting character, the foreigner I found in a ditch (known for the sake of his dignity as "Gentleman") has alighted on Scottish soil once again, mainly to marvel at how old everything is and how cute we are all tartan and Sherlock Holmes and one day they'll learn to democracy but ohmigosh the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen

What is fluffy in your bag

A Day in the Life of a Wee Gnome