Delighted and excited to announce that I'm to be the face of CLOWN-BE-GONE's new campaign!!!!!!!!

That's right my long absence is because I am a supermodelman now.

Quickies Because Usually They Take So Long With The Craftsmanship Etc

And:

Ironing/Bird opinions

A dunnett is not a real bird, adding complexity to this. We might be talking about dunnocks. We might not.

Sherbert Holmes and Dr. Catson