Edinburgh Fringe Interruption

 So I been at the Fringe sorting those guys out. The little gnome has been drinking quantities of alcohol not previously known to exist by science. There has been a good deal of boogie-ing. A good deal. Also, everyone's favourite supporting character, the foreigner I found in a ditch (known for the sake of his dignity as "Gentleman") has alighted on Scottish soil once again, mainly to marvel at how old everything is and how cute we are all tartan and Sherlock Holmes and one day they'll learn to democracy but ohmigosh the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen the Queen