Death Trap 5: Hate This

Death Trap 4: Oh no!

Death Trap 3: Brassicattack

Death Trap 2: In a Jam

Death Trap 1: The Menagerie

commute 2

there is a gentleman infestation i need to put down salt and block up any holes in the wall

there is nothing sexual about this. we only have one bed. and it's mine, goddamnit.

structural narrative is not really how i roll

here are some accurate historical accounts of the reformist period

cat waltz

american hiatus is still ongoing. they haven't invented computers or electricity here yet. they have sticks and magic leaves. they worship frogs. they have tried to sacrifice me to their amphibious lords but i disguised myself as a pollywog (fuck you the word tadpole when there can be pollywog instead) and became the king of cleveland, ohio.

here is a cat waltz.

oh there is a face in the corner lol

hurricane times

true facts

culture dilemma

americartoons

series of events

night out

the USA you say? so what's the story? here is the story.

remiss in his duties

after many hours

i am still alive for some reason

the bubbles again

beauty regimen

internet slang

morning!

true story

oh you're not even trying any more

NOT EVER

oh no

NEW... DESIGN?

y'all just be grateful i haven't comic sans-ed this motherfucker up.

So, sans rainbows:

Un-sans rainbows:

!?!?!!THOUGHTS!!?!?

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rogue HATES you

fashion dudes

so i was at a fashion show today and i drew some fashion dudes. i shall draw more in future, if people like these ones. and maybe if not, on account of being edgy and opposed to the man etc.

you've pissed off the x-men

here i come to save the day

it didn't count as cosplay because i wasn't trying hard enough. anyhoo i'm'a put up some silliness from the MCM expo of the other day, as that was fun. notice my complete inability to draw the super-symbol. it's like a disease with me. i'm not sure i can even trace it or take photographs, such is my affliction.

a perennial problem

my plants include "chummy" the chamaedorea elegans

like gordon ramsey but i swear more

clean as a whistle

EASTER BREAK

sorry i was gone so long, i moonlight as the easter bunny and the cinco de mayo lobster.